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Year 5 Efficiency Report – Summary
- Child homelessness: 0%
- Violent crime: 0.2%
- Organ shortage: resolved
- Prison population: reduced by 64%
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Iron Coast News Brief
Published by: The Bureau for Policy Efficiency
Region Tag: IRN-CO9
Public Safety Report (Q3)
Crime rates in IRN-CO9 have dropped 82% following last year’s implementation of the Predictive Harm Mitigation Protocol (PHMP).
The Bureau reminds citizens that early intervention—including selective detainment based on pre-offense indicators—maintains a 96.4% success rate in preventing future felonies.
“To those questioning the ethics,” said Director Halstrom, “we remind you: we do not punish people. We protect probabilities.”
The report also confirms that state euthanasia protocols remain suspended except in cases of:
- Terminal illness
- Treason
- Excessive drain on public infrastructure
Related Update: All personal appeals submitted via Emotional Leniency Petitions (ELPs) have been reviewed. None were accepted.
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